person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..
I HATE THIS
Girl: Why you like me
Lying Nigga: Cause shawty it’s like we can talk about anything, you got good conversation, and plus you patient
Girl: Nigga aint that Bow Wow lyrics?
I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C
Movies on TVone be like
When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card
Lana Del Rey - Shades of Cool
love this song