Me masturbating to porn
Me: This is so hot.
Me: *orgasms*
Me: ...
Me: What is this filth

railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

tyrabankruptcy:

barebackinq:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Finally, someone leaked unedited Lana Del Rey vocals

validx2:

Girl: Why you like me

Lying Nigga: Cause shawty it’s like we can talk about anything, you got good conversation, and plus you patient 

Girl: Nigga aint that Bow Wow  lyrics?

Lying Nigga: 

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h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

clarknokent:

Movies on TVone be like

imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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Lana Del Rey - Shades of Cool
4,319 plays

fy-perspectives-music:

Lana Del Rey - Shades of Cool

Bastille - Flaws
23,171 plays

flowehrpot:

love this song

h0odrich:

french:

Me

IM DELETING THIS IS MY OFFICIAL NOTICE

h0odrich:

french:

Me

IM DELETING THIS IS MY OFFICIAL NOTICE